Olphanna

Olphanna is a country on Diminda, in the Imperium continent, that is definitely just a beach and absolutely nothing else.

Olphanna is the location of West Coast Records, which is the runner up to Turtle Boy Records in every way and they're definitely jealous of everything Turtle Boy is and does.

Notable Olphannians
 * John-Paul Cruise Lankov
 * Joseph-Christopher Singh-Lankov
 * Sarah-Elizabeth 'too cool for a last name'
 * Nathan-Nathan Nathanson
 * A bunch of other double named idiots who are useless, some who are in a band that used to be good and one who has never been in a band that was ever any good.